Iron Crow Theatre presents: THE WELL OF HORNINESS

This hilarious and wild send up of a film-noir detective genre puts the focus on the women in this all-female Baltimore premiere of Holly Hughes’ THE WELL OF HORNINESS. As director Julianne Franz says, this play is “a lust-filled lover who woos you with wit while in a full-on panic to get your clothes off”. This outrageous comedy by playwright, lesbian icon, and Iron Crow Theatre Advisory Board member Holly Hughes is sure to be sexy, funny, and with just the right amount of mania expected of a live-show with a studio audience. Paired with nightly entertainment as one would expect of watching SNL or a late-night talk show, this will be an evening at the theater full of variety and humor, with the focus on Hughes’ play as the headliner. Full of innuendo, sexiness, and a bit of chaos, the play provides homage to the decades of past ranging from 1940s radio shows, 1960s sitcoms, and 1980s pop-culture. The story is that of the hidden world of the Tridelta Tribads, a sinister, Sapphic sorority. When one of their members gets murdered in the powder room of the Vixen’s Den Dinner Theatre, it’s up to Garnet McClit, “lady detective” to solve the case. OPENING NIGHT Fri, June 5, 8:00 PM Sat, June 6, 8:00 PM Thu, June 11, 8:00 PM Fri, June 12, 8:00 PM Sat, June 13, 8:00 PM Sun, June 14, 7:00 PM Wed, June 17, 8:00 PM Thu, June 18, 8:00 PM Fri, June 19, 8:00 PM Sat, June 20, 8:00 PM General Admission: $22 Educator / Military / Senior: $17* Student: $10** All ticket prices include additional processing, service and/or administrative fees purchased both online and/or at the box office. Special group rates (more than 9 individuals) are available by emailing boxoffice@ironcrowtheatre.org. *For Educator / Military / Senior Tickets a valid ID indicating association with one of these groups is required. ID will be checked at the Box Office. If unable to produce a valid ID you will be charged an additional $5 before admittance to the performance is granted. Senior (62+). **For Student Tickets a valid Student ID is required. Students must be actively studying at a US based institution. Student Tickets must be purchased in person at the box office on the day of the performance. CASH ONLY. Buy tickets: https://ironcrowtheatre.tixato.com/buy/the-well-of-horniness Director: Julianne Franz Playwright: Holly Hughes CAST Narrator: Andrea Bush Garnet: Katie Hileman Babs: Maranda Kosten Louise: Chloe Mikala Vicki: Elizabeth Scollan Georgette: Ann Turiano Rod: Kelly Hutchison (Understudy): Autumn Breaud PRODUCTION Stage Manager: Heather Peacock Costume: Wil Crowther Set: Mollie Singer Lighting: Chris Flint Sound: Julianne Franz Props/SM Support: Nick Genna BALTIMORE THEATRE PROJECT 45 West Preston Street, Baltimore, MD 21201