Dina Martina at Baltimore Soundstage 9/27!

Photo by Bobby Miller Tragic singer, horrible dancer and surreal raconteur, the hysterically funny Dina Martina debuted at Seattle’s Center on Contemporary Art in 1989, instantly gleaning reviews that dubbed her “magically warped”, “hilariously unfortunate” and “utter genius”. Since then, she’s packed venues in New York, Los Angeles, London, Toronto and San Francisco and shared the bill with acts such as Modest Mouse, Margaret Cho, Nina Hagen and Village People. Absolutely packed with ludicrous song, horrifying stories and overburdened costumes, Dina Martina’s shows are impossible to adequately describe, other than that they’ve become synonymous with jaw-dropping pathos and mind-blowing comedy. Dina Martina has been hailed as “Divinely funny” (Time Out London), “Painfully funny and demented” (Seattle Times) and “The most original drag performer working in America today” (Village Voice). What a Dina Martina show is, quite simply put, is a smart and hilarious evening of entertainment that you will never forget. Recently, Dina Martina’s hugely successful shows in New York and Provincetown have made ardent fans of John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Matt Stone, Jennifer Coolidge, Graham Norton and many others. Martina is the 2012 recipient of The Stranger Genius Award for Theater and has been nominated for an Alpert Award, a SPIT Award for Best Solo Show and two GLAAD Media Awards for Outstanding Off-Off Broadway Theater. She did not win those. Hooray! "Performance art never looked so good!” — Whoopi Goldberg “High Octane! It’ll make you piss your pants!” — the Village Voice “What a gem! Dina Martina is a sparkly spot in our drab world!” –Time Out New York “A new drag legend is born!” — Paper Magazine “Surreal, bizarre and hilarious! The world of Dina pushes past all limits!” — the Seattle Times “John Wayne Gacy meets Tammy Faye Baker!” — HX Magazine “Absolutely hilarious!” — Next Magazine “Otherworldly! Hilariously painful and twisted!” — the Seattle Post-Intelligencer “To those who have experienced the magic of Dina, she is a reason to live. To those who have not, she is nearly impossible to explain.” — the Stranger “Brilliant! Dina will knock your socks off!” — Seattle Weekly “Stupefying and jaw-dropping! It plays like a disaster — which is exactly what makes it so funny!” — the Oregonian “One of the most weird and thoroughly entertaining shows you are ever likely to see!” — the Portland Mercury “Absolutely high-f**king-larious! GO, GO, GO!” — Dan Savage, author and Savage Love columnist “As bizarre as you can get!” — Maui News “Dazzling and mind-blowing!” — Seattle Gay News “She’s one of the best nightmares you’ll ever have!” — Citysearch.com “Completely Insane — I’m sold!” — L Magazine “Arresting! The stuff of legend!” — the Portland Tribune “Dina Martina stunned audiences at Wigstock!” — Gay City News “Wild, crazy and totally surreal!” — Tablet “Incomparable! One of the year’s best shows!” — the Bay Area Reporter